...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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