Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Randomize