is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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