just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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