Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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