At least make sure they are 18
Why
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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