found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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