I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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