real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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