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i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
