I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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