do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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