Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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