I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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