i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My bed smells like the plague
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
