She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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