I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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