my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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