Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
that is very illegal...i love you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Randomize
