Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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