So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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