Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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