Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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