do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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