i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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