he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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