This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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