What a fucking waste of an outfit
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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