You're so nebulous sometimes
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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