Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
cat food counts as protein by the way
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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