their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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