in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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