yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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