We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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