Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
