The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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