he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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