come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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