Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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