What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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