So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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