If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
