singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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