i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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