D3 body, D1 cock
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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