and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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