Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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