What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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