therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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