dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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