Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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