To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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