I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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