he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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